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On the 21st day of December my true love gave to me

Posted by Voltage - December 21st, 2014


TWENTY PAINFUL STITCHES

NINETEEN RETWEETS

EIGHTEEN TWITTER FAVORITES

SEVENTEEN YEARS OF MEMORIES

SIXTEEN ONE-DOLLAR BILLS

FIFTEEN TIMES I GOTTA PISS

FOURTEENTH FINAL FANTASY

THIRTEEN METAL SCREWS

TWELVE PIZZA TOPPINGS

ELEVEN ON MY AMPLIFIER

TEN FACEBOOK LIKES

NINE INSANE COMPLIMENTS

EIGHT HOURS OF THE EMERGENCY ROOM

SEVEN DAYS OF PAIN

SIX INSURANCE CLAIM FORMS

FIVE GRAMS OF MARIJUANA

FOUR BOTTLES OF PERCOCET

THREE BOXES OF SURGE

TWO ANKLE FRACTURES

AND ONE ACCUSATION OF

ANIMAL CRUELTY~

(i never actually did that last one but it's ok say what you will)


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Jingle balls
Toilet stalls
Shit and piss on the floor
Oh it's fun
To own a gun
And now I'll shoot a whore
Hey!