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- 24, Male
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I made: Saviors of the Princess series + reboot and the Madness appliance series. I make webcomics but I'm sure you don't care. Internet's most flip-flopped troll since Hannity hit the scene. NG vet. YouTube vet. Welcome to luxury. Presidential style.
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Level 14 Animator
Ranked as Police Officer
#1 - You might be better at coding, audio, or even animating compared to Voltage, but there's a very high likelihood that you can't perform all three in a discernibly interesting manner.
#2 - Unless you have an account before 2003, you cannot stand up to Voltage's vetness. And trust me, 11 years is a long time. 14 years is certainly longer but let's not brag about visiting Newgrounds on Aol 5.0.
#3 - You might even be better at making videos than Voltage, but Voltage can still make Like+ videos and will be better at Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4: Turtles in Time than you could hope for. *BONUS* - He's also better at the game than your kids will ever be.
#4 - Yes, your MS paint drawings are hyper-realistic, well drawn, and even creatively superior. But I have over a hundred comics designed in MS paint alone, minus the dozen+ animations I've made over the years. So suck it.
#5 - Voltage has photographic proof he posed with the wrestler Gangrel AND got retweeted.
(Gangrel is a beast guy)
#6 - Fuck you, I can beat you at Super Smash Brothers Melee.
#7 - Voltage has got to Day 4 without dying in Five Night's At Freddy's. In addition, he was #150 in the world for the longest survival time in Dead Rising 1. Suck my dick.
#8 - On top of this, he also holds several top 100 speedrun records on Duke Nukem 3D. Shake it, baby.
#9 - People ask him before they date his ex-girlfriends, because they respect his fury and likely think it will prevent him from murdering you. Guess again, shitbrains! If you have a hammer around the house, this will help expediate the process of me giving you an important lecture on the finesse of fucking. And by lecture, I mean cranial surgery with the blunt end of a hammer. And by cranial surgery, I mean comatose. And by comatose, I mean Voltage is a brutal motherfucker.
#10 - You do not listen to a tenth of the shit he does, and by the time you've reached his level he will have already reached Super Saiyan 3 twenty four times in twenty four hours:
#11 - You don't get this reference either.
That's all for now folks, now learn the battle!
- The Saviors Series
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Total Medals Earned: 91 (From 14 different games.)